An Authentic Slow News Day

Unless you're frothing at the mouth for a report that none of the AC boats sailed on Friday, or that Luna Rossa and BMW Oracle boats, for example, remain nose-out of their sheds in view, I don't have much for you. I had imagined getting entirely away from this scene on Saturday. Instead there's a media offer to go out to the Formula One track for an introduction to a new Ford, and that sounds worth showing up for. If I were a jaded auto writer, it would be old hat, but I'm not that, so away we go . . .

Notice how I didn't waste a lot of your time?